Real Vampires

Yep. You read right. Today we're going to talk about vampires. At least I'm gonna write about them. You're just gonna sit there, read, and have fun.

First off, Let's see... As far as I can remember, vampires were bloodsucking beings that feed on the blood of humans in order to survive. The most famous of them all is Count Dracula, that lived in Transylvania that lived about 200 years ago.

His features are famous, I'm sure I don't need to talk about them much, but, let me just number a few of them. He's quite a pale looking guy, dressed in black, scary dude with a cape, can turn into a bat, drinks blood, long fangs... impossible stuff. Enough about that, nothing out of the ordinary here.

Some time ago, a friend of mine had a website posted on his MSN status, I will post it here.
http://www.vampirewebsite.net/

Now this is where it gets out of the ordinary. If you don't want to visit and read, I'm going to summarize it in a few sentences.
This website states that there are 2 or more kinds of people - Vampires and Slayers. Well... it's a start, but they seem to have another definition for a vampire, not the kind that I've described earlier. They have a guide there on "How to find a real vampire." Let's check that out. Let's put some interaction in this.

http://www.vampirewebsite.net/howdofindvampire.html

First thing they claim is that vampires have some special ring around the iris, slightly shallow breathing, they will match their heart rate to their lover (because you can follow them to bed and see if they match their heart beat to their lover), they can change your mood, they will be able to know that you are looking at them without them being looking at you, they can sense energy, their bedroom is the coldest and darkest room in the house... and so on.
If this is their definition of a vampire... then YES, they do exist, they look quite regular. Let's see what else. Here is how to find out if you are a vampire.

http://www.vampirewebsite.net/howknowifavampire.html

Let's go after the steps together... and I'll bust them the only way I know.

1. Yes, I have pale skin (Blade, however, doesn't). I think many of you will have pale skin. Skin pigment has nothing to do with anything. It's genetics. Also, I eat meat a lot.

2. Yeah, anyone at some point might have died and/or are lucky of something else. Personally, I could have died when I was a baby. It was some kind of a brain disease. Again, everyone at some point was in a life threatening situation, some might know about theirs, others might not remember.

3. Yes... No... Yes... Oh, heck, I don't know. I know magic spells (naturally, they don't work) and I do card tricks. About the energy... Usually people who believe in magic, don't believe in energy. He's targeting two areas of people. There is no Force in Harry Potter and there is no Magic in Star Wars.

4. So... Again... He has multiple targets. Strength, Intelligence and Speed. One of them might hit. Personally, he got me at strength. I was pretty high in strength in my school, but I was dumb as a rock and slow as a potato.

5. Yeah... That's a huge number of people without a dad. My dad was here tho, but he's almost right, my parents are divorced.

6. Yeah, it happened just yesterday. They say I look younger than 18... not a huge target, but it's still pretty large, especially in girls.

7. Yes, it just so happens that I do stay up at night a lot. Teens tend to do so, it remained a habit after that. Target = Large

8. About this question... People tend to think they heal quickly, but the fact is, your healing depends on your immune system, and that depends on your sleep, vitamins, fitness... A lot of teens are fit and stuff. He can't miss.

9. Lol, no. If I would drink every weekend, I would. I get tipsy from 1 beer. A lot of people my age can hold their alcohol.

10. I do... So does everyone else when they are depressed, bummed out, sick, and so on.

11. Yes, I drink lots and lots of tea. Usually, people recover quickly if it's a cold or something else like that.

12. How the heck should I know about other people's senses? Anyone not knowing would say yes. Besides, I have eagle vision.

13. Yes, I have eagle vision in the dark too... Damn repost...

14. Lol, a bit contradictory. They claim vampires have sixth sense and then he asks if they are surprised easily. If the can sense, of course NOT! Then he asks if they didn't sense it, do they scare easily... If they don't sense it, it would mean that they are not a vampire... Let's just say they had a bad day and they could get surprised. Well.. I got to hand it to him. Most people would be surprised. But not me, he still has me. I don't scare easily.

15. This, people, who those who don't know, is called "reflexes." It looks like you knew it was gonna happen, but you only reacted on time. Usually, people remember all the successes they had catching an item, but not all the faliures. I and they would say "yes" to this one.

16. What?! NO! Oh boy... $#!t gets scary now...

17. Well, if you're pale, (LIKE IN QUESTION 1), you ARE gonna be sensitive.

18. If, you're in water, are you wet like a person normally should be, or you're dry? (He can't miss with this one.

19. I clip my nails. It's hard for me to clip them. I need a bit of force to cut them. This is not just with me, tho. In the earlier times, people had nails to dig, grab on to things, defend themselves and much more. They are supposed to be strong.

20. People are not that aware of the temperature in the other rooms. Usually, they are aware of their bedroom, living room and the kitchen most. The living room is usually full with people and in winter times, it's supposed to be nice and worm. Same with the kitchen.

21. $#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! EARS BLEEDING!!! According to my knowledge, that was a frequency. As you get older, you can't hear it. Here ( http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/can-you-hear-this-hearing-test/ ), I don't think a vampire can hear as good as me. I can hear up to 22 kHz. I don't believe this. I can click my ears, concentrate. Without clicking my ears and concentration, I could hear to 16 kHz. I think theirs is about 4 kHz.

22. I've never drank blood or ate Iron to see about this one... Besides, it's not a question, its telling you.

23. A lot. I pay attention.

24. No.

25. Often. The mind is a wonderful thing. How do you think we dream?

26. For fȕ₵ﻼs sake, I think the questions are rephrased and re-posted.

27. Yes, and if not everyone that has it is a real vampire, why did you ask?

28. Yes, green, genetics.

29. It's whatever to me. Most of people my age and younger don't like going out because they have a PC or a console in, has nothing to do with vampires.

30. No body is normal. Each and every one of us is weird. He can't miss with this one too.

31. All people do. Especially males. We are animals. We still have instincts, just we don't see them. We protect what we feel deer to us.

32. Re-post.

33. O.o? No. My TV hasn't tried to kill me yet as far as I know. But yes, I have problems with my TV and my PS2 controller. Is not uncommon for someone to have a problem with an appliance or two.

34. Yes, and anyone who keeps a journal can.

35. Yep. People are social creatures and understand each other. Almost everyone has experienced the same things.

36. Is there anything else? That's like saying: Is there a rock on the table or not? If you have trust in someone, you have trust in them. If you lose that trust, you don't have trust. There is no "I trust him but not so much" phase.

37. Yes, and anyone who can put their mind to it can make them happen.

38. Oh FSM... If you're surrounded by happy people, you will be happy just by looking at them. That's why when you're bummed out, depressed and such, your friends get you out from home and take you to a party or something. After being surrounded by people, your mood's gonna go up.

Well... I guess I'm a vampire... Or a normal human being. This may seem extraordinary but... to tell the truth, it's not. Anyone can feel what we feel, anyone can be pale. Most of this is just a written form of cold reading of some sort. I'm not an expert on human behavior but anyone who can think outside the box can see the hoax in this. I'm not sure why the website is made. Not sure if someone is fooling around with idiots (no offence for those who think they're vampires), or just so stupid to believe he's an extraordinary person. My guess is that he lacked attention when he was younger and now wants to fill that hole with something special.

Well.. That's it from me.

Until next time.

EDIT: Also, it appears that I have forgotten to tell you how the vampire legend has probably appeared into existence. There are people on this planet that have some kind of deficit of enzymes in their blood or something. They need human blood to survive. The old vampires knew that human blood will help them so they drank human blood to survive. The disease is called porphyria.  Here is more about that disease if you're interested.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyria